EDIT: Crap, I'm doing too much at once - posted the wrong video. Here's the good one! And I still think Obama was funnier than McCain.
EDIT: Crap, I'm doing too much at once - posted the wrong video. Here's the good one! And I still think Obama was funnier than McCain.
And finally, new rule: a candidate for President should not be judged by the color of his skin. And to…and to anyone who thinks differently, I say please do not reject John McCain just because he’s white. I think the recent news from Wall Street has made us all less tolerant and only reinforce the stereotype that white people are shiftless, thieving welfare queens.
Now, take a look at these pictures. Here are the CEOs of Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, AIG and the Lehman Brothers. I know the first thing that jumps out about these faces is that they all happen to be white, and they all happen to be responsible for stealing. But what you have to understand is that these whites are a product of a society that made them that way. It was the neighborhoods and the schools they went to: Harvard, Yale, the Wharton School of Business. They never learned the value of doing real, actual work and the first step to fixing that is better role models, so kids growing up white today don’t think the only way out of Westchester is corporate crime. Or a government handout or sailing. So I get it, the temptation is to look at McCain and vote against him because you don’t see an individual, you just see another typical welfare whitey.
And it’s true, he’s spent his entire life shuffling from one low-paying government job to another. Well, except those years he spent in prison. Typical! And between you and me, he’s not very articulate. Oh, he may have some street smarts, but he’s not what you call an educated man. He freely admits he’s ignorant about the economy. And apparently the only thing his white running mate knows how to do is crank out one baby after another. And now of course, her teenage daughter is pregnant out of wedlock. Because she learns it at home! But that doesn’t mean we should assume all white people are like that, just because so many of them are. I believe there is hope. I believe even the stoopiest…stupidest, greediest, laziest whites can break the cycle of dependence like this November when we finally move George Bush out of public housing.
I love it when a stereotype bites itself in the ass..

I need this as a giant bumper sticker.
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She also arranged a very cool outing last night to a few luxury homes (in the $10 million range) where the owners (one was a dot com millionaire) are never there, so they rent them out for corporate events. These places were absolutely incredible - set on the upper side of a red rock mountain in the desert, with an incredible view, often working the rock into the design, with 12,000 square feet and many MANY flat screened TVs. I try not to be materialistic, but it really wouldn't suck to be that rich.
And turning to politics...
( Sometimes political cartoons hit the nail on the head... )
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I know the press keeps talking about how the press (um, guys? that's you) gives too much positive coverage to Barack, but most of the headlines I see are about specific critiques levied against him by McCain or other GOPers. There may be positive press on Barack's reception by audiences around the world, and that's lovely, but I'd rather see positive press on his ideas and where he stands on issues.
I'm losing faith that he'll win, and it really irritates my husband when I say that - he's staying positive. I hope he's right and I'm wrong.
In other news, I'm headed to Arizona tomorrow on a gig with my old company (the one I was with for five years) where temperatures are expected to reach 107 - and I'll be running around working a meeting on a gigantic property that's spread out like a college campus. Packing extra deodorant.
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Ah, Oklahoma. The source of so much amusement.
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EDIT: Link fixed
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I'm impressed. His first show sans writers was rocky and awkward, and he acknowledged as such.
His second show was good. It was sharp, it was funny and insightful. Granted, it would have been better WITH writers, but I give kudos to Jon for what he's doing. What I don't understand is HOW he's doing this. Clearly there's preparation, evidenced by the news clips and graphics. But it's allegedly with no writing, evidenced by the lack of script in his hand (making him clearly uncomfortable - he's used it as a prop for the last 10 years) and no teleprompter. Is it all adlibbing? How much preparation is acceptable until it becomes strike-breaking actual writing?
In the third episode he actually tells the audience that what he's doing is an "MSTK" type thing - he picks out media clips that he's seen recently or know exist, has them played, and then riffs on them, semi-off the cuff. And it's pretty damn good. His strength is insight into the theatre of the macabre that is our news media, and that's where he pulls the best (and most frightening) humor. Granted, it's sprinkled with inane silliness, but let's give the man a break - he's doing the show without writers.
He does a particularly good bit mocking the media's coverage of Hillary "crying" - and follows it up with an excellent montage of presidents and politicians sobbing over the years. Apparently if a male politician (Bush Sr.) cries, it's moving and inspired. If a female politician looks remotely tearful, it's emotional manipulation. (Bill Kristol can bite me.)
Jon's a little more cantankerous with his guests - not bitchy, exactly, and not rude, but definitely more willing to argue and mock their causes. He's less politely deferential then he has been in the past. When talking to David Frum, who is advising Giuliani's campaign, he couldn't resist some pretty harsh (and deserved) digs on Mr. 9/11 himself. And I feel for the pollster to whom Jon says "polling doesn't matter." He does get the guy to admit that polling is basically a big crapshoot and wholly unscientific. He even has the pollster laughing as Jon says "I was expecting a bigger fight here!"
Fourth episode. Ouch. Starts it off with the report that "NBC expects to make a billion dollars this year in digital revenue." But of course those WGA writers are just greedy asking for a piece of that billion dollar pie. And after all, who needs writers.... Also some good digs at Bush's relationship with Israel (watching the Israeli PM extolling Bush's virtues, Jon muses, "I wonder if George Bush's ass is kosher?"
What these episodes do make clear is the truth of the fact that Jon Stewart is not just an "actor" on this show - he's a satirical analyst. He actually watches the news. He actually watches the media coverage. And he actually formulates intelligent points on various issues, albeit in a satirical fashion. In some ways I'm finding this better - there's actually LESS sophomoric humor, and more sharp humor.
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I'm sure most people have seen at least one of these, but I hadn't realized just how many they've done. Among my favorites: Brokeback Mountain, Highlander, The Grudge, Office Space, Jaws, Pulp Fiction, The Ring, and Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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Those lead toys were imported, from C-H-I-N-A / The other guy responsible is D-U-B-Y-A / The CPSC stayed away, and if you ask me why I'll say / Cause corporate lobbies have their way with A-M-E-R-I-C-A
Damn clever. The article referred to, however, is disturbing and just more proof of the hypocrisy of an administration that increases government power in ways that take away from constitutional rights ,while simultaneously killing off governmental bodies designed to protect the people who ostensibly elected them.
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Work safe (in the United States) because it's in French (and everywhere else because they just don't care as much):
( Holiday Greetings from the Unitarian Universalists: )
This is a great article discussing the relationship between comedy and politics within the last 20 years, leading up to the most recent elections. Some excellent points, and well worth reading.
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Quote of the week:
"If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside ... and the cats come to eat it ... whose fault is it, the cats' or the uncovered meat's? The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred."
-- Sheik Taj Aldin al Hilali, Australia's subsequently-suspended-from-preaching top Islamic cleric, on immodestly dressed women
It's so wrong, all I can do is giggle...
And I'm also amused that "South Park Mocks Croc Hunter" makes headline news on CNN.com. Because really, is there any sacred cow they haven't dressed in women's underwear, spanked, and then slaughtered ("sacred" topics, that is - not Steve Irwin)? So to speak?
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Very Short Stories.
33 writers. 5 designers. 6-word science fiction.
We'll be brief: Hemingway once wrote a story in just six words ("For sale: baby shoes, never worn.") and is said to have called it his best work. So we asked sci-fi, fantasy, and horror writers from the realms of books, TV, movies, and games to take a shot themselves.
Click here for the whole list, but here are a few of my favorites:
Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.
- Joss Whedon
Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
- Alan Moore
Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
- Margaret Atwood
Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth..
- Vernor Vinge
Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses.
- Richard Powers
The baby's blood type? Human, mostly.
- Orson Scott Card
Epitaph: He shouldn't have fed it.
- Brian Herbert
Leia: "Baby's yours." Luke: "Bad news…"
- Steven Meretzky
Thanks to
mogwaigrrl for the link - and McSweeny's for posting them - we present:
Pirate Riddles for Sophisticates
Q. Of which concept shared by Jungian psychology and Northrop Frye's literary theory are pirates especially found?
A. ARRRchetype
Q. Which ancient Greek lyric poet do pirates like best?
A. PindARRR
Q. Whom did the pirate vote for in the Haitian election?
A. ARRRistide
(And many more hilarious and erudite plays on words, including a continuing discussion of WHY a pirate would vote in a Haitian election. Or not.)
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Headline: Angered Hussein: We will crush your heads!"
Apparently Saddam has been watching too many Kids in the Hall reruns in prison...
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What right-wingers see when they look at headlines in the New York Times.
Very funny...
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The TSA has issued a new travel advisory: no #$%&*! snakes allowed on the #$%&*! planes.
But back in reality, lipstick is now acceptable.
(Thanks to nonLJ-Rob for the link.)